A metro schedule that makes no sense and all the sense in the world for #DC.
Disappointing, but still not a bad deal overall
Because who cares about describable miracles?
"Honey, can you go to the store and grab a trampoline?" "Yes, dear."
Shopping here likely to be a health hazard.
If the local Starbucks is any indication, Federal employees aren’t getting much done today.
I would commit a lot more crimes if I could safely flee the scene in a “personal hovercraft.”
Inspectors have uncovered a massive stockpile of white people.
Dogs and beers w/ @3starsbrewing and @suburbiaDC at @UnionMarketDC for #DCBW2013
Our Lady of Perpetual Yardwork