Corolla NC: Prefect writing weather, anyway

Corolla NC: Prefect writing weather, anyway

Be on the lookout for my new show, “Between Two Babies”.

Be on the lookout for my new show, “Between Two Babies”.

A metro schedule that makes no sense and all the sense in the world for #DC.

A metro schedule that makes no sense and all the sense in the world for #DC.

Disappointing, but still not a bad deal overall

Disappointing, but still not a bad deal overall

Because who cares about describable miracles?

Because who cares about describable miracles?

"Honey, can you go to the store and grab a trampoline?" "Yes, dear."

"Honey, can you go to the store and grab a trampoline?" "Yes, dear."

Shopping here likely to be a health hazard.

Shopping here likely to be a health hazard.

If the local Starbucks is any indication, Federal employees aren’t getting much done today.

If the local Starbucks is any indication, Federal employees aren’t getting much done today.

I would commit a lot more crimes if I could safely flee the scene in a “personal hovercraft.”

I would commit a lot more crimes if I could safely flee the scene in a “personal hovercraft.”

Inspectors have uncovered a massive stockpile of white people.

Inspectors have uncovered a massive stockpile of white people.